Don't you ever wonder if, when you type in something in a search engine, and you make a typo, maybe someone else made that same typo when they named their file and you'll come up with exactly what you want?
[I do. Really.]
"You took me where you went shopping! You think I care what store in that shit-pit dirt mall has the latest godzilla bootlegs? Do you call eating pizza in the same dive pizzeria every night 'eating out'? Do I give a shit what two comic labels are crossing over characters, selling two editions of the book in varied-ink chromium covers? I'm a girl, damn it! I wanna do girly things! Like fix up someone's hair and get phone calls expressing romantic sentiments !
[I call you all the time!]
'My mom's asleep. Come over.' You call that romantic? When was the last time you pulled out my chair, or told me I was beautiful?!"
[At the end of the day, doesn't every girl feel like a Rene at least sometimes?]
Readin' 5th Biz
Listenin' to nothing
Thinkin' about how starving I am, the banana liqueur brownies I'm making for BB potluck tomorrow
Most recently I was 
