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Description: Short, nasty and brutish. Also, chocoholic.

Strengths: Foreign languages, a Wroth comparable to God's... and I've always considered road-rage a strength, myself...

Weaknesses: Boyz with buttz; chocolate; cute fuzzy kitties; people who want to give me money; leather with spikes in.

Special Skills: Did I mention the leather with spikes in?

Weapons: And again, as above...
Add to that my unrelenting use of the word "fuck" and the brilliant tactical strategies of my middle finger, and you have quite a deadly combo. Also, my willingness to hit anyone with a 2x4.

Allies: Twin male nekkid ninjas. Swedish nekkid ninjas.