My mother is a trooper.
When common sense dictates that I should be sleeping really late, because I closed the night before, was up until 2am, and today is my day off.... she barges into my room at 7:50am and tells me to listen to CBC because they're interviewing Parliamentary Pages.
WHY THE FUCK WOULD I WANT TO KNOW THAT?!
But, because such hurled imprecations as "I banish ye to the nethermost regions of Hell and curse thy loins unto the thousandth generation!" tend to get me told off for blaspheming, I just flicked on my wonderful sound system, with the remote control, from BED, and went back to sleep as best I could.
But honestly. The woman has no fear. What a missionary.
Or maybe she's just dumb.
Readin' nothing
Listenin' to Enigma ("Rivers of Belief")
Thinkin' about Sims! and lunch!
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